British Humor — VERY Politically IN-Correct

20 Jan

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It has been announced that the police are going to be allowed to use water cannons on rioters. They are putting in some Tide washing powder to stop the coloureds from running.
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Two Muslims have crashed a speedboat into the Thames barrier in London. Police think it might be the start of Ram-a-dam.
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Following the riots in Tottenham, it’s important to remind ourselves that not all black people are stereotypical liars, thieves and arsonists. Many are drug dealers.
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Riots in Birmingham last month caused over £1 million worth of improvements.
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Muslims have gone on the rampage in Manchester, killing anyone who’s English.  Police fear the death toll could be as high as 8 or 9.
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They’ve had to cancel the pantomime ‘Jack & the Beanstalk’ in Birmingham, Bristol, Oldham, Bradford, Burnley, Leicester, Manchester and London.  Apparently the giant couldn’t smell any Englishmen.
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Years ago it was suggested that, “An apple a day keeps the doctor away.” But, since all the doctors are now Muslim, I’ve found that a bacon sandwich works great!
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Police in London have found a bomb outside a mosque…
They’ve told the public not to panic as they’ve managed to push it inside.
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During last night’s high winds an African family was killed by a falling tree.
A spokesman for the Birmingham City council said “We didn’t even know they were living up there”
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Jamaican minorities in the UK have complained that there are not enough television shows with minorities in mind, so Crimewatch is being shown 5 times a week now.
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I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick pocketed.
How could anyone stoop so low?
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I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony, shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him, “What’s up Abdul, won’t it start?”

 

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